Hello Everyone:
The lazy, hazy days of summer effect was evident at high noon last Friday when one looked around Joe’s meeting room. The unspoken question was: “Where is everyone?” Just before apoplexy set in a late rally filled the tables and the final head count was 19, including five guests, two “para-” members (more about para in a moment), Inge Geiger and David Borden; first-timer Linda Tucker; and second-timers Terry Coutinho and Uli Chapa.
We interrupt this message for breaking news. August is club contest month at Business & Professional Toastmasters. This Friday, 8/22 will be Evaluation Contest and Friday, 8/29 will be Tall Tales Contest. As we go to press, the Evaluation contestants are: Jason Meek, Clair Geiger, Frank Suarez, Helen Hunter, and Kathy Moore. So far, Tall Tales contestants are: Jedi Knight, Dave Cornell; Texas Old Timer, Mel Mountjoy; Debonair Frank Suarez; Jet Setter Helen Hunter; Mr. One-Word, Ed Dylla; and the irrepressible Aunt Mabel, aka Kathy Moore.
You can still enter either contest. Contact Pat Hopper or David Bamberger for details.
Back to this “para” business that Wordmaster Pat Hopper brought with her in the form of “para-Olympics” which described organized athletic contests, such as Special Olympics. Para is a prefix meaning, among other things, “similar to; resembling.” Thus, para-Olympics ranks as the gold medal winner for most erudite word put before the club in 2008.
After the word of the day everything seemed easy. TMOD David Bamberger introduced General Evaluator Jason Meek who unilaterally dispensed with the Listener then introduced the members of his team, Timer, Ed Dylla; Ah Counter, Ajani Abdul-Khaliq; and Grammarian, Stella Park.
Then it was time for the speakers and first to the front of the room was birthday girl, Deborah Borden. Yes, it really was her birthday. She said she might cry but she didn’t. Instead, she went through the ways one can think of age, e.g., chronological, spiritual, mental, emotional (she left out her chakras), and the life lessons inherent in each of these components. Her born-on date was 8/15/45, formerly known as VJ Day a historic moment that inspired her father to choose “Victoria Japanesa” as her given name. He was later overruled by Deborah’s mother.
Next up, Kathy Moore. Her persuasive speech, “Membership is Everybody’s Business” covered membership goals and how B&P can once again have a roster of 45 like we had for so many years. Currently we are at 33 members and Kathy offered four simple techniques for us to embrace. 1. Bring a guest. 2. Put your old Toastmaster magazines in your doctor’s waiting room. Affix a label with contact information for B&P. 3. Put out meeting flyers at your work or apartment house. The upcoming Tall Tales Contest offers an opportunity to advertise B&P on a flyer. 4. Contact former members whom you miss. Invite them to return. Kathy is VP-Membership this session and she will be glad to help you with these and other ideas.
The last speaker was “Lefty” Clair Geiger who’s speech from the advanced communication manual, Communicating on Television, was anything but left. The object of his assignment was to prepare a controversial TV editorial of 4 – 6 minutes. Clair chose the subject of public prayer and came squarely down on the side of tradition. He supported a renewed commitment to public prayer and drew material from historical documents. A Q & A session followed with impromptu questions from Kathy Moore, Ed Dylla and Helen Hunter.
While the evaluators were writing and rehearsing, Table Topics Master Mel Mountjoy surveyed the room and concluded that everyone was fair game. So Grammarian Stella Park got up and defended public school uniforms. Albert Gallatin offered his response to high gas prices: he’d rolled out his old car and left the van in the garage. Evaluator Ed Bierschenk took both sides of the bikini car wash issue recently in the news then nonchalantly asked where it was as if he didn’t know. Pat Hopper asked, “What’s a reverse mortgage?” and Ajani Abdul-Khaliq considered light rail a viable public transportation option.
It was General Evaluator Jason Meek’s turn and he called upon evaluators Elaine Miller, resplendent in lei and Hawaiian garb, to critique Deborah; Helen Hunter to analyze Kathy; and Ed Bierschenk to review Clair.
Time was running down and presiding officer, Kathy Moore, announced the winners for the day. Table Topics went to, uh… I didn’t write down who won. Sorry. Best Evaluator was Ed Bierschenk and birthday-girl Deborah Borden won Best Speaker. The Norris Yates Spirit Stick was missing along with last week’s winner, Jan Davis, so we’ll have to wait another week for that one. Just another reason to be at Joe’s this Friday for another terrific soiree.